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The office was cold and boring as usual. Mikey Pence felt his nipples grow hard and erect with the temperature. He looked to his colleague Donald J Trump and had a mild fantasy. His trousers grew tight in his “love area” and he thought of all the things he secretly wanted to do to Trump. He looked away and walked out of the room. He was thinking of another. He was dark and tall like a 5’10 tree and looked a lot like the famous Zodiac Killer.
“Oh, Cruz…” Mikey moaned as he touched himself in a broom closet. “I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY SHAFT!”. A maid walked by and heard the mating call from Pency-Wency. She knocked on the door and asked, “Are you okay? Mr. Pence?”
“SHUT UP! I’M NOT GAY! GO BACK TO MEXICO!” He yelled in response as his love juice shot out of his member and onto the nearest mop. The janitors really hated it when he stroked himself in the closets with passion. He walked out of the closet and straightened his clothes out. “No day like today, but I need another round of electroshock therapy.” He said to himself and walked back into his office where Trump sat, waiting for him.
“Sit down, Pence. We need to talk about the wall.” Trump stated. Pence sat down and then he felt a firm grip on his shoulder. There he was, the 5”10 tree with dark hair and Zodiac Killer features. Teddy Cruz looked down and smiled at Pence.
“I’m glad to be here today, is there anything I can do?” Cruz asked.
“Of course...lose the pants. They’re fired.” Trump said and threw a pen at Cruz.
Pence gaped at this odd scene and joined in. Strobe lights went on and a disco ball fell from the ceiling, landing on Trump. “Now he’s out of the picture,” Cruz said to Pence with a wink. “Let’s get to the fun part of our day.” He ripped his pants and shirt off revealing his somewhat out of shape body and Pence felt his entire being go numb with desire. His manhood expanded and his hips thrusted towards his new mate. He was no longer Donald’s plaything and he could join in with any orgy he wanted with this man who won his heart. Pence eased his throbbing member and pushed it into Cruz, going harder and deeper with each thrust. Cruz moaned and yelled with pleasure and ecstasy. Sticky fluids flew everywhere with each passionate throb and thrust and the maid from earlier entered. She left and locked the door while praying that she would lose her eyes.
After the embrace, Pence and Cruz locked lips and made even more masculine, sweaty, and hot love over Trump’s body and used the blood as a lubricant for their swollen lips and pulsing cocks. Pence pulled on Cruz’s hips harder and setting a pace for their lovemaking. Pleasure rippled through them and the splintering pain was braided in between the two of them. “I want you to be mine forever…” Pence purred into Cruz’s ear. Cruz moaned and lost his load but Cruz tried to catch it in his open lips. He failed to do so and Pence caught it. The mushroom headed fuck stick did its job on the two of them and they continued in their romantic embrace.
“Oh, Cruz…” Mikey moaned as he touched himself in a broom closet. “I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY SHAFT!”. A maid walked by and heard the mating call from Pency-Wency. She knocked on the door and asked, “Are you okay? Mr. Pence?”
“SHUT UP! I’M NOT GAY! GO BACK TO MEXICO!” He yelled in response as his love juice shot out of his member and onto the nearest mop. The janitors really hated it when he stroked himself in the closets with passion. He walked out of the closet and straightened his clothes out. “No day like today, but I need another round of electroshock therapy.” He said to himself and walked back into his office where Trump sat, waiting for him.
“Sit down, Pence. We need to talk about the wall.” Trump stated. Pence sat down and then he felt a firm grip on his shoulder. There he was, the 5”10 tree with dark hair and Zodiac Killer features. Teddy Cruz looked down and smiled at Pence.
“I’m glad to be here today, is there anything I can do?” Cruz asked.
“Of course...lose the pants. They’re fired.” Trump said and threw a pen at Cruz.
Pence gaped at this odd scene and joined in. Strobe lights went on and a disco ball fell from the ceiling, landing on Trump. “Now he’s out of the picture,” Cruz said to Pence with a wink. “Let’s get to the fun part of our day.” He ripped his pants and shirt off revealing his somewhat out of shape body and Pence felt his entire being go numb with desire. His manhood expanded and his hips thrusted towards his new mate. He was no longer Donald’s plaything and he could join in with any orgy he wanted with this man who won his heart. Pence eased his throbbing member and pushed it into Cruz, going harder and deeper with each thrust. Cruz moaned and yelled with pleasure and ecstasy. Sticky fluids flew everywhere with each passionate throb and thrust and the maid from earlier entered. She left and locked the door while praying that she would lose her eyes.
After the embrace, Pence and Cruz locked lips and made even more masculine, sweaty, and hot love over Trump’s body and used the blood as a lubricant for their swollen lips and pulsing cocks. Pence pulled on Cruz’s hips harder and setting a pace for their lovemaking. Pleasure rippled through them and the splintering pain was braided in between the two of them. “I want you to be mine forever…” Pence purred into Cruz’s ear. Cruz moaned and lost his load but Cruz tried to catch it in his open lips. He failed to do so and Pence caught it. The mushroom headed fuck stick did its job on the two of them and they continued in their romantic embrace.
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Donald Trump sat at the podium and yelled another racial slur about Mexicans. He knew what he said was false, for he had a secret and forbidden romance with his neighbor Pedro.
"Oh Pedro," Trump inwardly moaned. "I need you now!" He had to suppress that moan while going on about Muslims and women. He felt himself grow in size as he continued to fantasize darkly about Pedro, what would it be tonight? Chains? Whips? Gagging?
He knew his wife wouldn't approve but tonight, he needed to make his America great again.
When he got off the stage, he drove home to Pedro to get down and dirty while yelling in Spanish and hitting a piñata stuffed full of Magnum lubricated and ribbed condoms. Tonight was the night he would confess his love while cumming inside Pedro's mouth.
He walked into the door and saw Pedro waiting for him naked on the couch, fully erect. Trump groaned and stalked over to him. "Are you ready?" He asked Pedro.
"Si, Señor Trump." Pedro replied and took Trump's tie in his mouth and pulled him down on top of him. Trump's bad hair was messed up all over the place. Pedro grinned a dirty grin. Trump pressed himself inside of Pedro and whispered, "You're fired." in Pedro's ear and got down to business. Trump's llama walked in and made a llama noise. There was much approval going on in this place.
Trump cried out when he finished and gave Pedro a slight tug. "I love you. I will never build a wall to keep your sexy ass out of this country. Help me make America great again."
Pedro smiled and said, "Yes, yes I will."
"Oh Pedro," Trump inwardly moaned. "I need you now!" He had to suppress that moan while going on about Muslims and women. He felt himself grow in size as he continued to fantasize darkly about Pedro, what would it be tonight? Chains? Whips? Gagging?
He knew his wife wouldn't approve but tonight, he needed to make his America great again.
When he got off the stage, he drove home to Pedro to get down and dirty while yelling in Spanish and hitting a piñata stuffed full of Magnum lubricated and ribbed condoms. Tonight was the night he would confess his love while cumming inside Pedro's mouth.
He walked into the door and saw Pedro waiting for him naked on the couch, fully erect. Trump groaned and stalked over to him. "Are you ready?" He asked Pedro.
"Si, Señor Trump." Pedro replied and took Trump's tie in his mouth and pulled him down on top of him. Trump's bad hair was messed up all over the place. Pedro grinned a dirty grin. Trump pressed himself inside of Pedro and whispered, "You're fired." in Pedro's ear and got down to business. Trump's llama walked in and made a llama noise. There was much approval going on in this place.
Trump cried out when he finished and gave Pedro a slight tug. "I love you. I will never build a wall to keep your sexy ass out of this country. Help me make America great again."
Pedro smiled and said, "Yes, yes I will."
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TAKING REQUESTS!
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HOW TO REQUEST:
1. Tell us what you would like us to draw in THE COMMENT SECTION OF THIS JOURNAL!2. Read the stuff down here SO YOU WONT BE SCARED AND CONFUSED
STUFF YOU NEED TO KNOW, YO!
--THE NUMBER ONE RULE HERE: I WILL DRAW ANYTHING that isn't pornographic
-These are FREE.
- Your request may take anywhere from 15 minutes to 4-5 months to complete, it depends on how motivated/busy I am. -These are FREE.
-We will tag you in our request, so you don't have to check our page all the time, it will notify you.
- THEY WILL BE WEIRD AS FUCK
- SCHOOL IS STARTING SOON, AND AFTER THE END OF AUGUST REQUESTS WILL BE COMPLETED MUCH MORE SLOWLY
SOME OTHER THINGS:
-There is a folder in our gallery with all the requests in it if you want to see how they turn out.-I WILL GLADLY DRAW OCS!
-They may turn out shitty. Like everything else here
-If you actually enjoy the turnout please feel free to donate a point or two!
-I will draw anything from any fandom, show, video game or person from real life!! doesn't matter if I've ever even SEEN the character before!
-You may request again after your first request is completed if you would like
- I really will do it! GIVE ME YOUR WORST!
AND REMEMBER...
----THIS IS STILL OPEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE OPEN---- unless I have died
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DeviantArtist Questionnaire
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How long have you been on DeviantArt? -One Year
What does your username mean? - We started out on Flipnote Hatena, and we would post stupid flipnotes. So we called ourselves StupdFlips, Flips being short for flipnotes. It is spelled that way because having "stupid" in your username wasn't allowed.
Describe yourself in three words. -Weird, crazy, nerdy
Are you left or right handed? -Right
What was your first deviation?
What is your favourite type of art to create? -Characters of any kind, but drawn, Differently
If you could instantly master a different art style, what would it be? -Digital Painting
What was your first favourite?
What type of art do you tend to favourite the most? -Weird art, similar to our style
Who is your all-time favourite deviant artist?
Truly an inspirationIf you could meet anyone on DeviantArt in person, who would it be? I can't choose just one... These guys give us lots of attention XD:
(Probably forgetting a few people. We love all you lovelies!) How has a fellow deviant impacted your life?
By being awesomeWhat are your preferred tools to create art? -Microsoft Paint and Paint tool SAI with a tablet, and Colors! 3D on the 3DS
What is the most inspirational place for you to create art? - I dunno, whenever a stupid idea forms in my head. I draw it and put it on the internet.
What is your favourite DeviantArt memory? -When we posted the first few pictures as a joke, expecting to get seriously hated on, and ended up attracting many nice people who enjoy seeing some weird ass shit!
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Taking Requests!
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2. Read the stuff down here SO YOU WONT BE SCARED AND CONFUSED
-We will tag you in our request, so you don't have to check our page all the time, it will notify you.
- THEY WILL BE WEIRD AS FUCK
- SCHOOL IS STARTING SOON, AND AFTER THE END OF AUGUST REQUESTS WILL BE COMPLETED MUCH SLOWER*****
-I WILL GLADLY DRAW OCS!
-They may turn out shitty. Like everything else here
-If you actually enjoy the turnout please feel free to donate a point or two!
-I will draw anything from any fandom, show, video game or person from real life!! doesn't matter if I've ever even SEEN the character before!
-I have drawn requests from two football players kissing to a jar of dank memes! I really will do it! GIVE ME YOUR WORST!
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HOW TO REQUEST:
1. Tell us what you would like to draw in THE COMMENT SECTION OF THIS JOURNAL!2. Read the stuff down here SO YOU WONT BE SCARED AND CONFUSED
STUFF YOU NEED TO KNOW, YO!
--THE NUMBER ONE RULE HERE: I WILL DRAW ANYTHING that isn't pornographic
-These are FREE.
- Your request may take anywhere from 15 minutes to 4-5 months to complete, it depends on how motivated/busy I am. -These are FREE.
-We will tag you in our request, so you don't have to check our page all the time, it will notify you.
- THEY WILL BE WEIRD AS FUCK
- SCHOOL IS STARTING SOON, AND AFTER THE END OF AUGUST REQUESTS WILL BE COMPLETED MUCH SLOWER*****
SOME OTHER THINGS:
-There is a folder in our gallery with all the requests in it if you want to see how they turn out.-I WILL GLADLY DRAW OCS!
-They may turn out shitty. Like everything else here
-If you actually enjoy the turnout please feel free to donate a point or two!
-I will draw anything from any fandom, show, video game or person from real life!! doesn't matter if I've ever even SEEN the character before!
-I have drawn requests from two football players kissing to a jar of dank memes! I really will do it! GIVE ME YOUR WORST!
AND REMEMBER...
----THIS IS STILL OPEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE OPEN---- unless I have died:bademoticon: :bademoticon: :bademoticon: :bademoticon: :bademoticon: :bademoticon: :bademoticon: :bademoticon: :bademoticon:
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